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Royce First verse, uh Im on til Im on a island My lifes ridin on the Autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, Ill kill you all wit kindness I kill ya, my natural personas much worse Youve been warned if youve been born or if you can form Slap up a cop and then snatch im out of his uniform Leave him wit his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Yall niggas intellect mad slow, yall fags know Claimin you bangin, you flamin Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I aint wrapped tight My blood types the 80s My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys You still fly kites daily Eminem Catch me in my Mercedes Bumpin Ice, Ice Baby, screamin Shady til I die Like a half a pair of dice, lifes crazy So I live it to the fullest til Im Swayze And you only live it once, so Im thinkin bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now fore I get on a roll (Damn) Let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is, cause shes kinda famous And I hope that I dont sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick My penis in your anus You morons think that Im a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin, try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And thats back wit a capital B wit an exclamation mark, maybe You should listen when I flip the linguistics Cause Imonna rip this mystical slick shit You dont wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit Cause after I spit the bullets, Ima treat these shell casings like a soccer ball Ima kick the ballistics So get this dick, Ima live this Hook Livin life in the fast lane Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now I dont really know where Im headed, just enjoyin the ride Just gon roll til I drop and ride til I die Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Royce My whole goal as a poets to be relaxed in orbit At war wit a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, its like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the Devil that says Ill let you take me You let me take this shovel, dig up the corspes, Jack Kevorkian Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in Im livin the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers Spin em around, enterin in the vicinity Eminem Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (Pt) and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down Hes lookin around this club and it looks like people are havin a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look whos back in t-t-town Did I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, hes just A whole motherfuckin Walmart d-d-down every time a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight wit 59? to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin them dicks like lips, Im agitated, aggravated To the point you dont suck my dick, then youre gonna get decapitated Other words, you dont fuckin give me head, then Im have to take it Royce And then after takin that, Ima catch a case, its gon be fascinatin Its gon say The whole rap game passed away on top of the affadavit Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson activator (Woo) Meanin Im on fire off the top, might wanna back up th