We're a death-marching band Peter Pan off the wagon Entertain but never trust anyone sober. We're tasteless but taste good My (S)top Hat's top hat(ed) Unsafe cheerleaders with Porn poms and pipe bombs I won't do it with you I'll do it to you I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth I won't do it with you I'll do it you Don't say no Just say now I like a big car, cause I'm a big star I make a big rock and roll hit I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore I am, I am, I am so yours Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom I'd like to la la la la love you Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom I'd like to la la la la love you I'm the leader of the club And I've shrugged off my mouse ears We fly No-Class Dumbo jets And drive hardcore-vettes We fight war with drugs And our sex always formal We wear lawsuits when We get high high high I won't do it with you I'll do it to you I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth I won't do it with you I'll do it you Don't say no Just say now I like a big car, cause I'm a big star I make a big rock and roll hit I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore I am, I am, I am so yours Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom I'd like to la la la la love you Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom Ka-boom, ka-boom I'd like to la la la la love you "Inhale, exhale, let's all hail" It's a depraved new world "Inhale, exhale, let's all hail" It's a depraved new world After all I like a big car, cause I'm a big star I make a big rock and roll hit I'd like to love you but my heart is a sore I am, I am, I am so yours I am a big car and I'm a strip bar You call it fake, I call it, "good as it gets." Nothing in this world is for real Except you are for me and I am so yours Ka-boom ka-boom